December 2009
74 posts
WatchSuuuch an amazing video. And true at the same time.
Who's Who In Young Money →
This is a nicely written article on Young Money and the Strengths and Weaknesses of each rapper as to who will take over the reigns after Wayne goes into prison next year.
If Star Wars had Facebook. →
I actually laughed out loud at these. They’re hilarious.
Why Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel Is...
Here’s the plot. I warn you, it’s horrible and plotless.
During the Chipmunks’ benefit concert in Paris, France, Dave Seville (Jason Lee) suffers a severe injury, when Alvin (Justin Long) jumps on top of a scaffolding and a falling billboard sends Dave flying across the stage into some electric devices. After the accident, he is rushed to the hospital. Although he survives, he...
“The stockings like a cool breeze, and we’re a cool breeze.”
– A Commercial
“Awwww, I would bitch out my wife so bad if she broke my leg lamp.”
– Steve On A Christmas Story
“At this point Granddad was stuck in a nigga moment. He could either A. Walk away...”
– Huey - The Boondocks, Granddad’s Fight
“The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence!”
– Gin Rummy - The Boondocks, A Date With The Health Inspector
“Turk and I were hard at work trying to solve the mystery of the feelings-hurter.”
– J.D. - Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5
Like A Dog (A Freestyle Poem by Me)
Stuck spinning
I float down
Dazed and confused
Being led on like a dog
I follow this person
They seem trusting enough
But no, what’s this?
Your letting me go?
I have no one who to follow
I know of nothing else
Why must you lead me and then release me
This must be a joke
I cannot survive
I will not survive
I cannot live without this
My instincts are not secure
I will die out...
REAL ADVERTISING: CARL'S JR
strikegently:
“Fuck bitches, get money, get paid.”
The Lolliance
Chaz: why do people care about celebrities dying? there was a car accident down the street from my house the other night where 3 people died. would any of you like to wish they RIP as well?
Kenny: Yes. RIP, anonymous car wrecked people.
Chaz: okay cool then.
The Boondocks On Oprah
Gin Rummy: No, you see Ed, control over Oprah is control over women.
Ed Wuncler III: No, I see where your going. Ya see, cuz control over women is control over bitches.
“I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.”
– Ed Wuncler III, The Boondocks
Iron Man 2 Trailer →
HOLY SHIT.
That’s all that can be fathomed by me for right now.
My Thoughts On The Alice In Wonderland Trailer
Okay, here is the trailer to the new Alice in Wonderland movie coming out next year.
http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/12/16/alice-in-wonderland-movie-trailer-3/
First off, it’s not a remake, like I had thought. It’s a sequel of sorts. That sounds like an excuse to make Johnny Depp a main character. And that is bullshit. I want a real story, not some made-up fused-together one that is...
WatchHe Zerg rushes me of all things. Of course, I haven’t played this game in over 8 years, but still.
Red Dead Redemption Gameplay Trailer →
Holy shit, this game has just moved up to my top 5 list of games coming out in 2010.
Finally, A Good Song Off Of Rebirth
strikegently:
->DOWNLOAD: LIL’ WAYNE + EMINEM - “DROP THE WORLD”
BAMBOOZLE ANNOUNCE BANDS
strikegently:
I am officially going to this and am buying tickets very soon. Paramore, Weezer, Angels and Airwaves, Protest The Hero, The Aquabats, Girl Talk. Hey Monday and Mutemath? SIGN ME UP!
Nicki Minaj, Gudda Gudda, Jae Millz, Lil Twist &... →
This song is catchy as hell. It’s probably because the Inspector Gadget theme is being sampled. But regardless, it’s funny.
“opportunity rises while we close our eyes
we close eyes, now we’re living...”
– Dreamcatcher - Our Last Night
“Because life - much like a French movie - rarely makes any sense, but when...”
– Dawsons Creek
Why The Music Industry Fails Starring Lady Gaga...
So this post is spawned off of the fact that I am not able to get tickets to see one of my favorite rappers, Kid Cudi, due to the fact that he is on tour with Lady Gaga. Kid Cudi has much more talent that Lady Gaga does, it is a well-known fact. Now I am not able to see my favorite rapper due to the fact that all of the Lady Gaga fans went out and bought most if not all of the good tickets to the...
Lil Wayne - Da Da Da →
This is fucking horrible. I cannot believe that Lil Wayne is still releasing stupid shit like this.
TAKE ACTION TOUR 2010 (I'm totally going to this)
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1/25/2010 Masquerade- Atlanta, GA 1/26/2010 Rocketown - Nashville, TN 1/27/2010 Bogart’s - Cincinatti, OH 1/28/2010 House of Blues- Chicago IL 1/29/2010 Station 4 - Minneapolis, MN 1/30/2010 The Rave II (Downstairs) Milwaukee, WI 1/31/2010 The Crofoot Ballroom Pontiac, MI 2/1/2010 House of Blues - Cleveland, OH 2/2/2010 Phoenix Concert Hall Toronto, ON 2/4/2010 Starland...
Fuck CNN
when you listen to CNN, you really realize how much bullshit they consider news and how many bullshit stories they make up. in the past 10 minutes theyve said that pine trees are dieing because of global warming, made everyone aware that there are no Tiger Woods commercials on tv anymore, and aired a story saying that a town in Nevada is so poor that the kids eat ketchup packets whole for lunch...
Another Dream: The Zombie Apocalypse
I just woke up from a dream. In it, it was the zombie apocalypse. I don’t remember how it started, but I was wandering around town with a couple people trying to round up others who were still alive. My old friend Laramee was still alive, but he ended up running off as a distraction to save the rest of us at one point. The other survivors were mostly people I didn’t know, but a couple...
“The new receptionist is also named Kelly, so Kelly Kapur has decided to hover...”
